Dale Peterson: Alabama Commissioner of Agriculture


Wow… well, I can’t tell if this is a great ad, or… a great parody (unintended).

You folks be the judge. (Hat tip to Taegan Goddard at Political Wire for this).

34 comments

  1. Kenda says:

    Well, at least he showed his “best side” at the end of the ad!

  2. Julie S says:

    … what’s he gonna do with that rifle? Shoot a turnip??

  3. John says:

    “Shoot a turnip” = brilliant. Thanks, from your humble editor…

  4. Dana says:

    Well most of those vegetables are illegal immigrants!…Tomatoes BLAM…Potatoes …BLAM…HEY get shooting they are taking over!

  5. Robert Ward says:

    OMG! This man comes off as the biggest asshole ever. Who in their right mind would vote for this loser? So, he’s carrying his rifle, BFD! That’s ALL we need in government, more REDNECK dumbasses.
    I hope the people of Alabama are not so ignorant as to vote for this joker.
    Does this man even have any teeth? Didn’t notice any in the ad….LOL.
    What an ASS.

  6. Rocket Man says:

    This dummy doesn’t even know enough to keep his finger off the trigger of that rifle while he’s waving it around. Must have learned firearms safety from Dick Cheney.

  7. Sasha says:

    Sadly, I live in L.A. (Lower Alabama). To the rest of the country, this may seem like a joke, but I can actually see this guy getting elected. The people in these parts are simple minded. They want easy answers to complicated issues.

  8. danny says:

    Is he an asshole or just pretending to be one? n

  9. danny says:

    Is he an idiot or just pretending to be one? n

  10. John says:

    Danny – the answer may be… all of the above? 😉

  11. Jeremy says:

    I’m having a difficult time believing that was a real ad… seriously? I’m amused, saddened and horrified all at the same time!

  12. manxlucky says:

    Five billion dollars!!! That’s just five days of Defense spending BEFORE the current two wars. bet you didn’t know that.

  13. Tim Maddocks says:

    I think we all know why he’s flaunting the rifle. To show Alabamy won’t allow that Kenyan Muslim in the White House to take their guns away. Since when are illegal aliens streaming into Alabama? This ad literally plays like a parody. It does nothing to dispel the myth of the dumb, hick southern redneck. God, Guts and Guns is what makes America and Bama great! Roll Tide! Suuuu-eeee Pig!

  14. T. Allen Blackburn says:

    This guy is an absolute redneck jerk. If he wasn’t a fellow veteran I would be totally against him. Viet Nam is the one thing we have in common. That in no way implies that I would ever vote for him. Someone else said it better than I will. The Alabama people will vote him in because they want simple answers to complex problems. This will be another perfect puppet for the Party of NO! No revenue to run the state, cut everything to the bone, tell everyone we have no choice in the matter because there is a recession going on, etc. All the while this guy will be getting paid by you tax-payers, he will be getting a public pension and health care for life. What a hypocrite when he will talk about shrinking the size of government while making a killing off of it.

  15. Mike van Atta says:

    The look in the horse’s eyes speaks volumes. He peers over the fence as if to say, “I don’t know him.”

  16. doug says:

    a brilliant parady of himself!!!!!NICE!!!

  17. ashley says:

    Why are you yelling at me?!

  18. Maz says:

    I know the guys who shot this ad– trust me, it’s real.

  19. sandy says:

    Sadly this guy is for real, those types have the good ole boys totally fooled into believing our country was better during the Bush/Cheney years…we get everything cut to the bone and they (the politicians) live high off the hog….they get pay raises every time they want one…but there’s no inflation where the social security bunch are concerned…you know … those folks who supported the country for the past 50 years….yeah, those guys…they live on ss that is under poverty by hundreds of, no thousands of dollars…they are vets, and people from all walks of life…but they don’t count anymore and neither will you….

  20. Becky says:

    Some of you enlightened people who think this ad is a spoof need to get out more into the rest of the world to see what it’s really like. The part of the world where people do cling to their guns and religion. Sadly, I live in AL (Huntsville) and do not believe this ad is a parody. I am sure it is quite serious. We moved here from Dallas. Huntsville is more progressive than the rest of the state (no offense Sasha, I’m sure there are reasonable people in AL, just they are hard to find), and that shows in the vote. So much so that when Geo. Wallace was governor, he re-routed the north/south interstate highway to go more toward the west of the state and refused to let the highway department put Huntsville signs on the milemarkers because HSV never voted for him. When political ads run, most of the people running sound like they’re from 50 or 100 years ago. Dale Peterson fits right in with this group.

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